Total Medals Earned: 1,182 (From 274 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,635 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Both your word and your blade are true.
You saved Hood from the archdemon.
You don't keep your word.
Dig your way outta this mess!
Dogs dig holes. What'cha gonna do?
You really explore all your options.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
'sup folks?
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Complete this puzzle adventure
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/235 points)
First steps
Solve reel puzzle
Return to another world
Kill the king
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again